Freedom Philosopher Pillows

The American experiment.

Presidential Medal of Freedom

Freedom

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Glasnost

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Political Analysis

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Hanging Rope of Freedom

People want as much government as they deserve.

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

"I used to complain about being trapped in a cage, until he got his 250 premium channels."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"It sounds like taking over as their leader would actually be extremely ineffective."

Department of ReEducation

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."

"Part of me is going to miss liberal democracy."

"I totally agree with you about capitalism, neo-colonialism, and globalization, but you really come down too hard on shopping."

'History keeps repeating itself.' - 'You say that every four years.'