Free Trade Thinker Gifts

Free Trade Agreements

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Ban on Free Speech

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

The Mainstream

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally."

"Tariff war"

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

Where's My Job?

"Obama did what?!"

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Meta data retention.

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

And a good morning to you, employee. Happy boss. What's up? Looks like it could be Republicans in 2022. Free market guys, guys who sympathize with the realities of hard-core, cold-hearted, rational capitalism. Makes me want to fire someone. Duck!

"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "

Conformity

"Let's face it - if your god existed, I'd been struck dead long ago for mocking her."

Atheist's Rule Ok.

"Of course you may say that the government disproportionately interfers in the private lives of the citizens, this is a free country! But an undersecretary of state doesn't like ties like yours. . . that's three years in jail, buddy!"

Question Authority. But don't be too picky about the answers.