Freethinking Gifts

'I didn't know secular humanists HAD missionaries!'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Ban on Free Speech

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

God Sneezes Out Creation

Creative department

No Immediate Danger

Thinking outside of the box

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

Game changing

The Mainstream

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"I thought you were so big on creativity!"

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

"I need out-of-the-box thinking with off-the-shelf practicality."

House of Wishful Thinking

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

Think Tank

Dogmaril...

Dumbed Down Culture

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"Must...get...fresh...ideas."

"Don't be a follower. Be your own man."

Interview anxiety

Meta data retention.