Self-thinkers Gifts

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Ban on Free Speech

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

No Immediate Danger

That party went well.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"The overthinker"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

The Mainstream

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Rogue elephant

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

You have reached the end of your brain...

The Choice is Obvious

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Self-employed.