Random Thinker Gifts

Meet Mr. Twitters.

Ban on Free Speech

The Map of the human brain

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Cactus seats.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

Large print e-book.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

The Mainstream

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Am I sensing fear?"

"Things are looking up!"