Random Thinker Gifts

Meet Mr. Twitters.

The Map of the human brain

Ban on Free Speech

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Cactus seats.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Schrodinger's Black Box

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

The Mainstream

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Large print e-book.

"Things are looking up!"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"