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"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Ban on Free Speech

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

No Immediate Danger

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"The overthinker"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

That party went well.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

The Mainstream

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Rogue elephant

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

You have reached the end of your brain...

The Choice is Obvious