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Past mistakes insomnia

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'The Questioner'

"Try thinking about something else."

That party went well.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"The overthinker"

No Immediate Danger

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

Climate Change Road

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Chinese History: Redwash

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

You have reached the end of your brain...

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

Copyrighted Ideas

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie