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'We get 183 channels, and I still don't know what I think.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Try thinking about something else."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

No Immediate Danger

"The overthinker"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

That party went well.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

You have reached the end of your brain...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

Pundits

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

Concern Chart

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"You're overthinking this."

Flowchart of an idea.

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

"The Talmudic umpire It may have been a strike, since it cut the corner of the plate, and yet it was a trifle high, but not really that high, and yet it seemed to curve over the plate..."

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