Overthinker Extraordinaire T-Shirts

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

"Just as I thought Brian... Cybercondria."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Try thinking about something else."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Creative department

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"The overthinker"

"It's o.k., come on out."

No Immediate Danger

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

That party went well.

Innovative

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

Thinking outside of the box

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Game changing

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

Think Tank.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Joint Ventures!

"I thought you were so big on creativity!"

You have reached the end of your brain...

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."