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Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

Citizen of the world.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'God is father to us all, but surely Jesus was his only biological child?'

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

Halo Theft

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

The Evils of War.

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

'You see, Son, when life hands you coconuts, you...ummm, ...Boy this would have been a lot easier to explain when I owned that lemon grove.'

"You call THAT happy?"

'Remember, smite first an ask questions later.'

'Oh, I've been happier.'

Chained peace dove

"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."

A cactus growing on an igloo

Body for After-Life

'You realise this isn't a sure thing? You're up here on a one-hundred billion year trial.'

Money can't buy happiness.

(I don't want to leave you any money, son. I want to leave you with a sense of what's possible.) (Impossible!)

Ham escaped from the slaughterhouse, but now a new problem arose - he discovered he had agoraphobia.