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Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

Citizen of the world.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

'let's work with what we've got -- take a few of the more promising apes, and add some extra memory.'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

'God is father to us all, but surely Jesus was his only biological child?'

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"When you have all the answers, what's left?"

Halo Theft

"Don't you hate that? Now I think of the perfect last words!"

''Halliburton'? Wait a minute! -- I meant for the MEEK to inherit the Earth!'

The Evils of War.

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

'You see, Son, when life hands you coconuts, you...ummm, ...Boy this would have been a lot easier to explain when I owned that lemon grove.'

'Remember, smite first an ask questions later.'

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

Chained peace dove

Body for After-Life

'You realise this isn't a sure thing? You're up here on a one-hundred billion year trial.'

"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."

'Oh, I've been happier.'

"You call THAT happy?"

A cactus growing on an igloo

Money can't buy happiness.

(I don't want to leave you any money, son. I want to leave you with a sense of what's possible.) (Impossible!)