Philosopher Of Divine Antics Gifts

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Night-time halo

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"OMG, LOL!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Beware of God"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

2pm meet your Creator

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"The amendments are coming next week!"

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'