Divine Humorists Gifts

'There! The sun is done.....I think I'll call it a day.'

"How about bees as the dominant lifeform? They'd all pull together for the common good in the face of hardship and disease."

God's yo yo

"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard."

Notice on back of bishop's gown - How's My Droving.

'So God created the world in six days. Any sort of warranty on it?'

"You are experiencing technical difficulties - GOD."

'What's the penalty for backsliding?'

'I'm afraid you've just missed him; he's having his appraisal.'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Night-time halo

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Divine Desk Bins

Ten Commandments

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'Read that last part back to me.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Beware of God"

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'