Philosopher Of Divine Antics Mugs

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Night-time halo

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"OMG, LOL!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

"Beware of God"

God passing the time.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

2pm meet your Creator

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"The amendments are coming next week!"