Platitude Philosopher T-Shirts

You complete me!

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Truism's Journey

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Bank

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

Library of War and Peace

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

"Nothing happens next. This is it."