Platitude Philosopher T-Shirts

C'mon in -- the water's fine! Ah! A duckbilled platitude!

You complete me!

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

A Truism's Journey

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

Why the sudden interest in Autumn?

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Bank

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

Library of War and Peace

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"