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Pet shop 'Now in!! Duck Billed platitude'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Self-esteem room

The Snarky District

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

You complete me!

Shakespeare Street

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Larry's Literary Market

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'