Thumbs-up Collector T-Shirts

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

Self-esteem room

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Posh Easter Egg

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Baby face

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"Hmm, well, I wouldn't worry too much. This condition is very common in your profession."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Say Cheshire Cheese."

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

'It was very good.'

'Happy hour was over an hour ago. Wipe that stupid grin off your face!'

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

No caption. (A clown displays heads of balloon animals on the wall as hunting trophies).

Has anyone ever told you you're beautiful when you adjudicate?

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

Thumbs Up Banker

"I was I had a house like yours so I could do something nice with it."

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

Compliment seeking missile

Whirled cup.

Melting Snow Trophies

"Hey, here's someone who looks just like a young you!"