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'I had an awful dream last night - I had ten fingers but no thumbs.'

God's Subcontractors

Climate Crisis

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Global Warming.

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"We're trying to help you!"

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Not here, Fred.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

A dead plant in the environment section.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"I think we're ready for a tree."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Counting Blessings

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Stop whining...it's just a head cold!'

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Florist - Dead Plants 1/2 Price!

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

"We view it as a rather remarkable feat of genetic engineering."

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

But ladies and gentlemen, this company's been green for years. Haven't you seen the size of my bonuses?

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark