Thumbs-up Fanatic T-Shirts

Woman coming in an office chair gives you thumbs up

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

Seminars for Sycophants

"Thanks for calling the celebration help desk. For assistance with high fives, press one now. For fist bumps, press two, for chest bumps, press three..."

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

"I used to have buck teeth. Now I have 5,000-buck teeth."

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Thumbs Up Banker

Standup Dictator

Caveman to caveman: 'I just learned to walk - gimme a high five!'

Cyril Fletcher

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

'Look! A buy signal.'

Bird's flying south.

They seem more positive about things since they got those opposable thumbs.

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

"We met on eBay."

Approval Heaven

Artist paints his thumb

Bettie Page caricature

Throat Lozenges $5/box

'You spent the past 60 years collecting little porcelain figurines. I, for one, thank God you can't take it with you.'

I know I'm new here, but I think your ideas are the best JB.

"Ebert gives it a thumbs up."

"This self-absorbed narcissist's fragile ego has been badly injured. We need everyone here to heap praise on him until a psychotherapist arrives."

Horse head