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"Elaine, you fool! You'll get us all killed!"

A Betty Grable statue reads "July 1943."

A Four-poster bed.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

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"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Toast kidnapper.

'How old is this vase?'

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