Pin-up Collector Prints

"Elaine, you fool! You'll get us all killed!"

A Four-poster bed.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'It's a snow mobile.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

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'Do you come here often?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

Toast kidnapper.

'How old is this vase?'

Prawn Shop

Custer's Last Rollo

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Why have you come over here?"