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A Truism's Journey

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Say 'eh.'"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Countervailing Clichés.

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

You complete me!

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Disparate housewives.

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Tall stories

Rational explanations

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

24 Words for Melting Snow

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'