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'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Grass: We lost some good men today!

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"Wanna swap?"

Dept. de Philosophie

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Mission Impossible

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Live, Love, Laugh, Loathe.

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Poet and Peasant

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"Change is good, especially in others."

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'