Patience Philosopher T-Shirts

'I prearranged and prepaid my funeral. I shouldn't have to stand in line.'

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

The End is Not Near.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

Snail crossing

How Moms explain.

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'You know, it's amazing what having a child costs you when you add it all up.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'