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"Dude...what's wrong with your dad?"

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

Snail Coach

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

artist painting portrait

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

The End is Not Near.

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

'Is this magazine really two years old, or have I just been waiting here that long?'

"Can he call you back? He's meditating."

'Age please sir?' - 'You mean now, or when I first got here?'

'Mr. Simpson went home hours ago. He got over whatever was ailing him.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

"I can't find my chi!"