Impatient Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a dash of humor! Our mugs feature witty sayings and creative designs that resonate with impatient philosophers, making each coffee break a moment of reflection and laughter.

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"Dude...what's wrong with your dad?" mockup

"Dude...what's wrong with your dad?"

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"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion." mockup

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!' mockup

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

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"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!" mockup

"Ah, the waiter ... And I was beginning to wonder if we really existed!"

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Snail Coach

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'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.' mockup

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

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'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?' mockup

'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'

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"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long." mockup

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

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"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office) mockup

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

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Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay) mockup

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

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artist painting portrait

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"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?" mockup

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

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"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured." mockup

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

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Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy mockup

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

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'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!' mockup

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

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"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now." mockup

"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."

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"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas," mockup

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

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'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.' mockup

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

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The End is Not Near.

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'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.' mockup

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

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'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.' mockup

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

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'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.' mockup

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

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Sitting Room, Standing Room Only. mockup

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.

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'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.' mockup

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

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"Can he call you back? He's meditating."

"Can he call you back? He's meditating." mockup

"Can he call you back? He's meditating."

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'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?' mockup

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

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'Is this magazine really two years old, or have I just been waiting here that long?'

'Is this magazine really two years old, or have I just been waiting here that long?' mockup

'Is this magazine really two years old, or have I just been waiting here that long?'

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The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion. mockup

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

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'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!' mockup

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

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"I can't find my chi!"

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'Mr. Simpson went home hours ago. He got over whatever was ailing him.'

'Mr. Simpson went home hours ago. He got over whatever was ailing him.' mockup

'Mr. Simpson went home hours ago. He got over whatever was ailing him.'

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'Age please sir?' - 'You mean now, or when I first got here?'

'Age please sir?' - 'You mean now, or when I first got here?' mockup

'Age please sir?' - 'You mean now, or when I first got here?'

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"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?" mockup

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

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Impatient Philosopher Mugs Collection

Impatient Philosopher Pillows

Discover our playful pillows that add humor and comfort—ideal for impatient philosophers who love to relax with a laugh.

Impatient Philosopher Prints

Browse our insightful and funny prints—bring a touch of wit and thoughtfulness to any space for the creative, quick-thinking philosopher.

Impatient Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for impatient thinkers—great for expressing their creative yet swift personality.