Impatient People Mugs

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

artist painting portrait

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Are we there yet?"

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

"Are we going yet?... Are we going yet?..."

Callers of an impatient or grumpy disposition may widh to hang up at this stage.

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

'Are we there yet?'

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

"Dude...what's wrong with your dad?"