Impatient Souls Mugs

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'Please give me patience and give it immediately!'

"Are we there yet?"

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

artist painting portrait

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

Two horizons, no waiting...

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

"If this drug doesn't relax your nerves, try chanting its incredibly soothing brand name."

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

"It's my ears, Doc. I can't move them. They're... they're paralyzed!"

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

'Are we there yet?'

'Can you at least wait until I put the glass down?'

ELEVATOR...Warning! Pushing button more than once causes car to stall between floors.

'Excuse me, I've been waiting seven hours now.'

'Gold sand.'

"Dude...what's wrong with your dad?"