Impatient Muse Mugs

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'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"Are we there yet?"

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

'Are we there yet?'

ELEVATOR...Warning! Pushing button more than once causes car to stall between floors.

"Dude...what's wrong with your dad?"