Impatient Muse Gifts

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'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

"You took your time!" "Better latte than never"

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

'Cleaning goes against entropy and the natural order.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

"Are we there yet?"

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

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'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'Come on Fernando, can't you wait til after the race?'

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

Slow. Every @#$% summer.

'Are we there yet?'

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

First, my sons, you must learn patience. Okay, okay, let's get it over with!

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