Impatient Souls Prints

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'Please give me patience and give it immediately!'

"Are we there yet?"

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

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"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

Two horizons, no waiting...

'There's Ron. He's always struggling with his wait.'

"If this drug doesn't relax your nerves, try chanting its incredibly soothing brand name."

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

"It's my ears, Doc. I can't move them. They're... they're paralyzed!"

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

Slow. Every @#$% summer.

'Are we there yet?'

"Dude...what's wrong with your dad?"