Impatient People Prints

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

Clancy Strip:At a Restaurant

'Are we nearly there yet Dad?'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

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'Make up your mind, M'sieur — a hundred years from now, what difference will it make what you had for lunch today?'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

"Timmy, no matter your clothing or counting, school is not prison."

"I hope you don't think that music while I waited soothed me."

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

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"Are we there yet?"

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

That book is out of stock, but if you'd like to order a copy, I can have it here in 8-10 months. Staff

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

"Are we going yet?... Are we going yet?..."

The speediness of today's world and its logical conclusion.

Callers of an impatient or grumpy disposition may widh to hang up at this stage.

"At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK."

"All we know is it happened between the hours of 9 A.M. and 4 P.M."

Darn it, why do I always pick the slowest line? Hell.

'When do they actually start playing the Baseball?'

'Are we there yet?'

Slow. Every @#$% summer.