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'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Chiller Theatre

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Free speech isn't cheap!

"I cross the road to forget."

"Nihilistic customer service"

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Is this who I am?"

Non Thought For The Day.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Dad, what is peace?'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Don't believe in labels."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.