Philosopher Pondering Life T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that celebrate the thinker in your life. Featuring clever quotes and witty designs, these shirts are perfect for philosophers who love to ponder life's mysteries in comfort.

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

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"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study." mockup

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

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"Call me?"

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"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?" mockup

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life. mockup

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.' mockup

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

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'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?' mockup

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?" mockup

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

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"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic." mockup

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

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"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..." mockup

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

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'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?' mockup

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

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'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.' mockup

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

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"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..." mockup

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

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"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7 mockup

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.' mockup

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

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Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart! mockup

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now." mockup

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

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Free speech isn't cheap!

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Et in Arcadia Ego

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"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date." mockup

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

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'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.' mockup

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

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"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man." mockup

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

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I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

I wonder what they're moaning about right now? mockup

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

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"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!" mockup

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

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'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.' mockup

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

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The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks mockup

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

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'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!' mockup

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

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Philosopher Pondering Life T-Shirts Collection

Philosopher Pondering Life Mugs

Looking for more inspired mugs? Discover our collection for the philosopher pondering life's mysteries and find a perfect match for their reflective moments.

Philosopher Pondering Life Pillows

Bring humor and comfort to their space with our philosopher-themed pillows. Perfect for thoughtful lounging and inspiring conversations.

Philosopher Pondering Life Prints

Decorate their thoughtful space with our inspiring prints. Ideal for the philosopher who loves pondering life's mysteries and surrounding themselves with profound ideas.