Lover Of Appreciation Gifts

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

Thank you healthcare heroes

Elderly couple

"The Bible . . . that would be under self-help."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

I love Ann - I love chip butties

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

Corporate Entertainment Area

"Are you binge watching again?"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

After-Death Mints

"Who's gorgeous face is this I see? Is it a special person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with?"

"I know I encourage employees to take initiative, Tom... but I think you should change that back!"

A Mega-Mooer.

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

Man changes from angel to devil in police line up.

Fallen angel