Prayerful Drinker Mugs

'I think the guy behind me is saying grace.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Monk on the beach

Various Birds of Pray.

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'And if this food does what I think it will - may we all meet in Heaven.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

Me, Alice and God

Exercise for the end of the day...

"Dear God, what's the meaning of knife."

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Mr. Turtle is interested in 'Single Prayer Health Insurance'...'

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

Pray now - Go later.

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Christmas drinker

'Thinker's drinker.'

'Do you mind if I pray just this once?'

Amen

'Happy New Year to you!'

"First time, long time."

"Please guide me on my journey...give me the knowledge and wisdom to make the right choices...and it would be great if these choices were on sale, too."

Tallit barcode

"Sorry, the line is busy again. He and Joe Lieberman are still exchanging pleasantries."

"Mind if I pray through?"

"We've always admired those literate prayers of yours, and it's our hope that you'll keep them coming even though you're dead."