Faithful Parishioner Gifts

"Today's message really convicted me Preacher. Good thing church is only once a week."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Priest

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Caption Contest TK

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Men's Prayer Group.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"The buck really stops with him."