Faithful Congregants Gifts

Coventry Carol

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

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Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Church Restoration Fund.

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Four Chanting Monks

"The buck really stops with him."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"Let's start a small group."