Fellow Parishioner Gifts

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

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'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

Interfaith dialogue

Men's Prayer Group.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Vicar

"You remember us....from your garden."

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

"My parents will come to church again if you switch to rose."