Fellow Parishioner Gifts

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Follow God On Twitter

Men's Prayer Group.

"And the Lord he sayeth 'doest thou thinkest I knoweth not who sniggereth at the back there?'"

Nativity - The sitcom

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Interfaith dialogue

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

Vicar

"You remember us....from your garden."

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Awkward!"

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"I have sent you all an e-mail of today's text if you wish to follow along."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'