Vatican Watchers Gifts

'Well, it looks like the pope is going to be there for a few more years!'

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

The Pope

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Pope Francis

Self raising Lazarus.

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Pope Francis' visit to America...

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

Conclave and God.

Bento XVI.

"I died in Buffalo."

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

Papal elections.

Pope Francis

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

Pope Tour

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Pope Francis

"It's a card from the Church of England ... and there's a fiver in it."

Why the Pope resigned...

Papal Diplomacy