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'Well, it looks like the pope is going to be there for a few more years!'

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Pope Francis' visit to America...

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Pope Francis

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Self raising Lazarus.

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Vatican Car Park - Staff Parking Only

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

Bento XVI.

Conclave and God.

"I died in Buffalo."

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

Pope Francis

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Papal elections.

couldn't you have waited to the final episode of desperate housewives

"It's a card from the Church of England ... and there's a fiver in it."

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

Pope Francis

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

Pope Tour

Why the Pope resigned...

Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces

Papal Diplomacy

Celebration of Pope Francis's First Year as Pope.