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Pope Francis

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

The Pope

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

Bento XVI.

Modeste Mussorgsky.

Conclave and God.

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - 'Mr. Colimard, if you continue to look at these dancers with your glasses in such an unseemly way, i shall take you home before the show is over'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

He seems healthy, but I'd like to keep him here for observation.

"I died in Buffalo."

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

'Don't breathe a word of it, but I'm getting the Queen a tax hike for her birthday!'

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

"It's a card from the Church of England ... and there's a fiver in it."

Pope Francis

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

Burma - UN finally talks in plain language.

Celebration of Pope Francis's First Year as Pope.

In search of a Pope: Which cardinal will be able to fit into the enchanted red slippers? Vatican shoe consultant Giovanni Gucci tests Cardinal Lugi Cinderoli for size.

Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces

Drunk Monk - Out of Order