Vatican Observers Pillows

Pope Francis

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Conclave and God.

Bento XVI.

Modeste Mussorgsky.

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - 'Mr. Colimard, if you continue to look at these dancers with your glasses in such an unseemly way, i shall take you home before the show is over'

"I died in Buffalo."

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

'Don't breathe a word of it, but I'm getting the Queen a tax hike for her birthday!'

'You were in the mafia? Sorry, admission denied - on orders of the Pope.'

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

Pope Francis

"It's a card from the Church of England ... and there's a fiver in it."

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

Burma - UN finally talks in plain language.

Celebration of Pope Francis's First Year as Pope.

'Well, it looks like the pope is going to be there for a few more years!'

Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces

Drunk Monk - Out of Order