Church Observer Pillows

"I'm sure you're one of the good ones."

"It's a card from the Church of England ... and there's a fiver in it."

Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

Words from a Senator.

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Junket mail

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Revelations of Robert M. Gates