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Church-state Observer Pillows
Add a cozy touch with pillows designed for the church-state observer. Brighten their space with witty phrases and thoughtful illustrations that reflect their interest in religion and government.
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'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'
"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
Sing along with Mueller
Changes in the economic policy of the state.
"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."
'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'
"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."
Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.
'...And to faithfully execute the duties of Emperor of the United States of Newt...'
"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."
'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'
'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'
"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."
Driving Mr. Qcrazy
'Have your daily bread every other day.'
"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"
'How can you be so cheap?'
Words from a Senator.
Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.
Junket mail
Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.
'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'
"Crazy presidents come and go, but we've always had the Federal Bureaucracy for balance."
'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'
Welcome signs 'Pinefalls, pop 186, plus 3 atheists we don't like to mention'
John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.
"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"
"Trump is under fire from people with disabilities, immigrants, Nato, European leaders....this just in: Trump is under fire from his own party!"
"Murchison is still in denial."
Revelations of Robert M. Gates
'Be aware - you are entering a facility that also processes nuts.'
Church-state Observer Pillows Collection
Church-state Observer Mugs
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