Church Watchdog Pillows

Do Not Cross the Vatican

Trial by Media

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Press Freedom

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"AI chat bot"

Turkey, present day...

Police Statetion

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

Free press.

"The enemy of the people!"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Freedom of the Press

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

An acceptable level of TV violence.