Office Watchdog Pillows

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

"I hate to come in to work this early, but it's the only way I can check on which employees are coming in late."

"Hold it. Is that a video camera?"

"Good boy."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

Trump

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Police Statetion

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Bush farewell.

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Fact amnesty"

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

Corporate Greed.

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."