City Watchdog Pillows

Audit of Losses

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

CIA report

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Police Statetion

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

Bush farewell.

"Fact amnesty"

Legalish

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

This government special reserve fund is like a cookie jar for crooked cronies!

Automatic Congressman

From Street Walker to Call Girl

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Our rule of thumb is: 'Keep it complicated' - so no one will understand how we choose a candidate."

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'

Official Rhetoric About Leakers and Whistleblowers, Translated

Donald Trump

EU Deal

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

Welcome to Washington, D.C.!