Do Not Cross the Vatican
Church Watchdog Gifts
Looking for a gift for your church watchdog? Whether they’re the faithful security keeper or the enthusiastic member keeping an eye on everything, find unique, funny, and meaningful gifts that celebrate their dedication. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows, and prints, surprise that vigilant friend or family member with a thoughtful token that shows appreciation for their watchful spirit and unwavering faith.
Trial by Media
Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
Press Freedom
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."
CIA report
"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."
Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.
'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'
The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.
Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.
"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"
Turkey, present day...
Police Statetion
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans
"AI chat bot"
"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
Free press.
"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)
Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty
An acceptable level of TV violence.
Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.
"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"
The Expert
'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'
"The enemy of the people!"
"He really hates all the fake news!!"
Church Watchdog Gifts Collection
Church Watchdog Mugs
Explore our collection of church watchdog mugs and find the perfect humorous or heartfelt design to match their dedication and vigilance.
Church Watchdog Pillows
Make their space cozy and fun with our church watchdog pillows, featuring designs that honor their faithful watchfulness.
Church Watchdog Prints
Decorate with meaning through our church watchdog prints, ideal for honoring their role with humor and heartfelt artistry.
Church Watchdog T-Shirts
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