Vatican Watcher Pillows

Conclave and God.

The Pope

'Jurassic Pork.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Pope Francis

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

Pope Francis' visit to America...

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

In Plain Sight

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

Vladimir Putin

'So we tell the media our board has lost all scruples, but is willing to do some handwringing on Newsnight.'

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

Bento XVI.

Capital Building of trash

In Political Campaign

Putin and Medvedev Scratching each other's back

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

"It's the election. It's still up in the air."

Gentlemen, the economy is improving...leak the news to the media.'

Exit. News. Why do yo have a TV with 24/7 international news next to the exit? It's a constant stream of sobering messages.

'I'm the first candidate committed to preserving the sanctity of divorce!'

Pope Francis

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

"It's a card from the Church of England ... and there's a fiver in it."