Ecclesiastical Aficionado Prints

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Nun Fight.

'I think they're up to something.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Pope Benedict 16th.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

They're missing a few commandments.

"Welcome to your new home Sire. There isn't an enemy in the land that will penetrate these three foot thick stone walls."

Monk Graffiti

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"I guess ten is enough."

"No, we can't have a lawyer look at them first!"

The Trouble With Autonomous Vehicles

Detected.

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

"Frankly, it's no better or worse than any other form of government."

Ding and Dong.

Knight walking his dog.

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

The Dungeon